"If I were The New York Times Magazine’s “The Ethicist,” my answer to every question would be, “Did anyone see you do it?"
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#lol
#Matt Selman
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"I held in my farts for 6+ months living with a girlfriend, and damaged my intestines. There’s a lesson in there. And a lot of poop."
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#Avery Edison
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#WTF